Me: *leaves an event*
Simon: *calls*
Me: *leaves a date*
Simon: *calls*
Me: *leaves a photo shoot*
Simon: *calls*
Me: *leaves Simon's office*
Simon: *calls*

gymtymeblack:

This d list dental assistant better watch her fuckin mouth

gymtymeblack:

This d list dental assistant better watch her fuckin mouth


jennypatel-x3:

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami

jennypatel-x3:

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami


bestofkimkhollywood:

I’m Kardash and you’re So Chic


eleanorbearder:

kims instagram is giving me life right now

eleanorbearder:

kims instagram is giving me life right now



gymtymeblack:

Give em the ole razzle dazzle

gymtymeblack:

Give em the ole razzle dazzle


kim k app in a nutshell

*on a date*
*get up in the middle of date*
*travel all over California harassing birds and searching in random places collecting energy and money*
*get on planes to Miami, Las Vegas, and New York to do the same*
*fly back to California*
*walk back into restaurant*
*continue date*

patrickangelstump:

My new favourite insult

patrickangelstump:

My new favourite insult